Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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