I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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