I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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