Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
