quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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