I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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