North Korea, Best Korea!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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