Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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