what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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