very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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