You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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