Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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