just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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