positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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