i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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