i just wanna soil my oats bro
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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