But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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