I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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