I just saw a hot homeless man
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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