I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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