So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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