I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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