we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
