I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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