You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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