fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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