Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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