but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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