I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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