You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Will you blow on my dice?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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