youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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