Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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