Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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