ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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