Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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