How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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