Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
