she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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