This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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