i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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