I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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