I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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