The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dude. I can hear the air.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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