fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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