oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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