its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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