how can u be prego again
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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