hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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