I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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