She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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