That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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