Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We're too hungover to prance.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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