There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
