So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Bring me that man meat
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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