theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
