i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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